LOLs

"Safe" humor about aging, kids, marriage, and life in general.

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My five year old went office cleaning with my husband and his three older siblings. 

On the way home, he commented, “Ew. Someone smells like a wet dog.”

Then he turns to his 18 year old sister and says, “M. Did you wash well today?”

Chonda Pierce (above)

Steve Harvey (right)

       

"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for." - Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses
his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
(ahajokes.com)

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Franklin P. Jones

My teenage son is half-man, half-mattress.

Val Valentine

To keep your marriage brimming

With love in the marriage cup,

Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash 

My wife decided on an underwater birth. The leisure centre manager was furious. -Rodney Dangerfield  

"I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas."

           

               

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

 "I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back."