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My five year old went office cleaning with my husband and his three older siblings. 
On the way home, he commented, “Ew. Someone smells like a wet dog.”

Then he turns to his 18 year old sister and says, “M. Did you wash well today?”





Chonda Pierce (above)

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Steve Harvey (right)
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"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for." - Jerry Seinfeld
Teenager Posts Of The Week: So, What Music Are You Into?
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses
his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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What to Ask Mom and What to Ask Dad

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Franklin P. Jones

My teenage son is half-man, half-mattress.
Val Valentine



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With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day". funny quotes about living with chronic illness / BRAIN FOG

Image result for jokes about ourselves lifeMy wife decided on an underwater birth. The leisure centre manager was furious. -Rodney Dangerfield  
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"I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas."
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Procrastination at it's finest.               TOO funny!

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

 "I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back."