"Safe" humor about aging, kids, marriage, and life in general.
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Chonda Pierce (above)
![Someecards](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/dc/64/61/dc6461f819c108e1679f5b8dde89e456.jpg)
My five year old went office cleaning with my husband and
his three older siblings.
On the way home, he commented, “Ew. Someone smells
like a wet dog.”
Then he turns to his 18 year old sister and says, “M. Did
you wash well today?”
Chonda Pierce (above)
![Someecards](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/dc/64/61/dc6461f819c108e1679f5b8dde89e456.jpg)
Steve Harvey (right)
"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for." - Jerry Seinfeld
![Teenager Posts Of The Week: So, What Music Are You Into?](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e6/d9/de/e6d9de30055353f430ba613192aa5210.jpg)
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses
his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
(ahajokes.com)
his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
(ahajokes.com)
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
My teenage son is half-man, half-mattress.
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash![I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day". funny quotes about living with chronic illness / BRAIN FOG](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/96/59/17/96591734d7af4caabaa96242a0e348af.jpg)
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash
![I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day". funny quotes about living with chronic illness / BRAIN FOG](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/96/59/17/96591734d7af4caabaa96242a0e348af.jpg)
"I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas."
![multitasking](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/20/7e/aa/207eaa1ae7a72071bd1dd67aa668d798.jpg)
![Procrastination at it's finest.](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/63/cb/0f63cbc6963228700708f21f96ee5175.jpg)
![TOO funny!](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/46/65/094665934ed502a4efc44397b91c1b7c.jpg)
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
"I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back."
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